|02-16-2014 10:25 AM|
My dearest Skullmageddon,
The world does too exist! you can't sleep it away!
|02-15-2014 09:48 PM|
I know you lived in a house with 3 year old twin boys. I am sure that was a bit stressfull as they played with you daily. I do my best to wait till after dark to visit with you and I love that you sleep so soundly in my armpit. One thing, however I do require you to change. You do not need to bite me just because you are under a blanket and you see my finger. IT HURTS! So please. No bites. I'll just snugg you more anyway.
Nommy fingers the mommy
|02-08-2014 11:11 PM|
|darkpollopesca||Dear Sparky, your such a grumpy little ball of love, but if you wanna go explore so badly stop being a hissy ball of fury and just godo it.|
|02-08-2014 06:52 PM|
My tiny friend,
Between your healthy quills and your over-protective humans, you have nothing to fear in this world. The tiny cries from your nightmares are breaking my heart. You're safe, I promise.
In helpless sympathy and eternal dedication,
|01-25-2014 01:15 PM|
My overworked friend,
I spent months worrying about your decreased running, visiting the vet, changing your wheels, upping the temperature, modifying your diet, all to no avail. Finally, I take you with me on a weekend island escape, and you run for over 6 hours at top speed, only stopping when you cracked your wheel.
You could have just told me you wanted a vacation!
I'll buy you a new wheel today,
Your travel coordinator
|01-23-2014 04:03 PM|
Was it really necessary to grab my bookmark out of my book and carry it away with you?
It was fun to watch you use the magazine as a slide. You are actually on the verge of becoming playful!
Your amazed mommy,
|01-16-2014 02:56 AM|
My dearest prickly pie,
Thank you for putting up with all my singing, and I hope you don't pretend to fall asleep in my hand as I sing you welch lullabies.
Sincerely, your humming human
|01-12-2014 02:27 PM|
You are so adorable when you sprint across the room. You look like road runner. I love you so much.
|01-12-2014 12:04 PM|
It's hair. You've seen it before. You've smelled it before. You've tasted it before. Seriously, you'd think that after 5 months it would be old hat by now. Not really understanding your obsession with anointing with it and sleeping in it. Not that I mind, I just think it's silly.
Your Human Hair Provider
|01-12-2014 12:46 AM|
I believe you will find placing absorbent materials in your water dish to be counterproductive in the long-term.
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