Re: Long time lurker, first time poster!
I see you've spilled a box of toothpicks. Oh wait, I see a nose.
Congrats on your new guy, and welcome to the forum.
Neal in MN
CAPTAIN: We wish to engage you as ship's cook and concubine.
CRONE: Oh yeah? What's a concubine, then?
CAPTAIN: It's a small, spiky mammal.
CRONE: No... that's a hedgehog!
CAPTAIN: In that case we wish to engage you in ships cook and hedgehog.