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Old 08-23-2013, 03:18 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Dear little hedgehog,

If you love running, but hate running with too-long nails, why do you put up such a fight against getting your nails trimmed? See how much farther you ran last night after I ambushed you in broad daylight to trim your nails? Now, please let me finish your front left foot without eating the nailclippers.

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Old 08-26-2013, 04:11 AM   #2 (permalink)
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To my smallest friend,

Huff and puff all you want: your bandanna-dragging reveals your true affection. You gave yourself away when you dragged your me-scented bandanna through your tunnel network to watch you wheel, back through the tunnels to join you at dinner, and into the tunnels once more after that to bring it to your pigloo for a sleepy-snuggle.

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Old 08-26-2013, 01:34 PM   #3 (permalink)
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*omg these are adorable... I have to whisper so as not to bother Tibbers and her bandana dragging*
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Old 08-27-2013, 02:14 AM   #4 (permalink)
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To my quilled babies,
Mommy and daddy love you, even when you find the grossest things in the whole world to anoint with
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Old 08-27-2013, 03:27 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Little one,

When I brought you home seaweed and hay as souvenirs from my trip without you, I expected maybe a few polite-curiosity sniffs. I did not expect you to lunge across my lap and snatch the offerings out of my fingers. Are seaweed and hay a symbolic bouquet for hedgehogs, like a dozen red roses for humans? Did I just propose?

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Old 08-28-2013, 10:54 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Tiny friend,

You don't have a passport, would hate airplanes, and are illegal at my destination. Now stop sulking and give me a cuddle.

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Old 08-28-2013, 11:28 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Dear my spiky cuddle ball,

You don't need to put up a puffing match every time i bring someone other then me into my room, or "your room", to enjoy your adorableness. Then as soon as they leave, and you don't smell them anymore, you lay your quills down and look at me, then climb into my lap and fall asleep instantly. I would never bring anyone near you that would hurt you.

Lots of love your human
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Old 08-28-2013, 11:40 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Dear Little Hedgie

I wish you understood that I mean you no harm. I just wanna give you my love. I hope some day in the future you understand and won't ball up and hiss when I pick you up for snuggles.

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Old 08-28-2013, 11:44 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Dear sweet little hedgie,

Why must you age so slowly? I just want you to come home and enjoy all this hard work I put into your home and making stuff for you.

Please age faster,

Love- your daddy
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Old 08-28-2013, 11:50 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Dear ball of cutes,

You don't have to be so self-conscious. Everybody does it. Most folks don't do it on my kitchen counter, but peeing is just part of life. You don't have to freeze and act like you're panicking. It's really ok. I can clean it up.

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