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Annie&Tibbers 08-23-2013 02:18 PM

Letters to my Hedgehog
 
Dear little hedgehog,

If you love running, but hate running with too-long nails, why do you put up such a fight against getting your nails trimmed? See how much farther you ran last night after I ambushed you in broad daylight to trim your nails? Now, please let me finish your front left foot without eating the nailclippers.

Love,
Your human

Annie&Tibbers 08-26-2013 03:11 AM

To my smallest friend,

Huff and puff all you want: your bandanna-dragging reveals your true affection. You gave yourself away when you dragged your me-scented bandanna through your tunnel network to watch you wheel, back through the tunnels to join you at dinner, and into the tunnels once more after that to bring it to your pigloo for a sleepy-snuggle.

Love,
Your smelly, smelly human

sweetergrrrl 08-26-2013 12:34 PM

*omg these are adorable... I have to whisper so as not to bother Tibbers and her bandana dragging*

JessHog613 08-27-2013 01:14 AM

To my quilled babies,
Mommy and daddy love you, even when you find the grossest things in the whole world to anoint with

Annie&Tibbers 08-27-2013 02:27 AM

Little one,

When I brought you home seaweed and hay as souvenirs from my trip without you, I expected maybe a few polite-curiosity sniffs. I did not expect you to lunge across my lap and snatch the offerings out of my fingers. Are seaweed and hay a symbolic bouquet for hedgehogs, like a dozen red roses for humans? Did I just propose?

Your illiterate human

Annie&Tibbers 08-28-2013 09:54 PM

Tiny friend,

You don't have a passport, would hate airplanes, and are illegal at my destination. Now stop sulking and give me a cuddle.

Love,
Your vanishing human

darthvader 08-28-2013 10:28 PM

Dear my spiky cuddle ball,

You don't need to put up a puffing match every time i bring someone other then me into my room, or "your room", to enjoy your adorableness. Then as soon as they leave, and you don't smell them anymore, you lay your quills down and look at me, then climb into my lap and fall asleep instantly. I would never bring anyone near you that would hurt you.

Lots of love your human:)

Sonics1AndOnlyGirl 08-28-2013 10:40 PM

Dear Little Hedgie

I wish you understood that I mean you no harm. I just wanna give you my love. I hope some day in the future you understand and won't ball up and hiss when I pick you up for snuggles.

Your human

Tom 08-28-2013 10:44 PM

Dear sweet little hedgie,

Why must you age so slowly? I just want you to come home and enjoy all this hard work I put into your home and making stuff for you.

Please age faster,

Love- your daddy

ajweekley 08-28-2013 10:50 PM

Dear ball of cutes,

You don't have to be so self-conscious. Everybody does it. Most folks don't do it on my kitchen counter, but peeing is just part of life. You don't have to freeze and act like you're panicking. It's really ok. I can clean it up.

Love,
Your washcloth-having human


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