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Old 12-23-2013, 12:33 AM   #61 (permalink)
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My hipster hoglet,

Was pooping on the router a philosophical protest of our ever-connected lives, and a statement that we should unplug and spend quality time together over the holidays? I promise, all my nights are yours.

...but the router is not a litterbox.

No, really, it isn't.

In solidarity,
Your maid.
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Old 12-23-2013, 01:01 PM   #62 (permalink)
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Dear Mystical Being,

I wonder what you are thinking. Are you happy? Do you like the new food? I am sorry I havent been spending as much time with you. I will. I promise.

All my love
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Old 12-23-2013, 02:02 PM   #63 (permalink)
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Dear Minnie Bean,
I bought you the fancy wheel. I took away the old wheel which was making SO MUCH NOISE it was about to drive your people insane. Could you please use the fancy wheel? For something other than wedging yourself under so you can nap in the litter pan?
-Thumb Creature
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Old 12-24-2013, 05:06 AM   #64 (permalink)
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My exuberant friend,

While I appreciate that you are sociable with house-guests, you don't need to demonstrate your manly prowess on the lap of every lady you meet. Your muscled marathoner's legs and your dense cover of healthy quills are more than sufficient, and will result in fewer awkward-hilarious moments as your new friends try to figure out if they should be complimented or embarrassed.

Spreading the tact,
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Old 12-26-2013, 05:15 PM   #65 (permalink)
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Dear Minnie,
Thank you for using the wheel! I am sure the mealworms I put on it to help you figure it out are in no way resentful.
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Old 12-26-2013, 11:17 PM   #66 (permalink)
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Dear Gertie,

I'm SORRY. I know I've neglected you for a couple of days, but it's not my fault that I got the flu. You won't play with me before 8:30 pm, and I couldn't stay up that late for you. And I know now I have to do my penance with you, but it would be splendid if you would stop popping when you're sitting on my belly. You're very pokey and I'm smooshy there.

Sincerely,

Your invalid hooman
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Old 12-28-2013, 04:06 AM   #67 (permalink)
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My scent-centric friend,

Just because I absent-mindedly tried on scented lotion while bored at the mall does not mean I'm going to eat you. I already washed my hands three times; won't you please figure out that my normal-smelling elbows are attached to my weird-smelling hands?

With wisps of wisteria,
Your contrite human
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Old 12-28-2013, 02:45 PM   #68 (permalink)
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Dear little camouflager,

you're salt and pepper colours are majestic compared to the beauty of the world, but I wish the carpet was a different colour so that you can't camouflage yourself and attack anyone else that comes near you. Why do you climb the sofa vertically - do you secretly dream that you are climbing Mt Everest?

Love, you're command human
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Old 12-30-2013, 12:57 AM   #69 (permalink)
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Dear Prim and Ivy,

Have you two switched bodies or something? Prim, you used to eat EVERYTHING I offered you, and several things I didn't (I hope you enjoyed the pizza btw).. and Ivy you turned your nose at EVERYTHING. Now Ivy is eating everything and Prim is being boring with her kibble. Seriously guys.. can't you just eat stuff like normal? It freaks me out when you do things differently

Sincerely,
Your mommy that doesn't like change. At all.
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Old 12-30-2013, 01:40 AM   #70 (permalink)
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My gorgeous lad,

How does it feel to be a model? You look stunning on my new spoon-holder, although I'm sure you wouldn't approve of most of the foodstuff being introduced to your glass doppelgänger.

Admiring you by the light of the stove,
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