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Old 11-06-2015, 06:43 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I hope this is okay to post...

I love haikus, they're so simple but can be so entertaining and beautiful, and in the past I wrote a string of silly hedgehog ones and posted some of them to tumblr accompanied by quick little doodles. I figured that such a hedgie-loving board might also be a good place to get them out of my system too! I would love to hear others' ideas for hedgie haiku topics, and if you want to make one up and post it, that would be fun too!

I'll post my newest one first, since I'll have to go digging through my archives to find the others.


So, it's time for a hedgie haiku:

FOOD FAIRY
I eat all my food
But by magic while I sleep
My bowl fills again.


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Old 11-07-2015, 05:17 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Sitting on the shirt
Always a wonderful place
For me to poop on
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Old 11-07-2015, 10:07 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Laying in the dark
Warm, cozy blanket on me
Please do not disturb
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Mealworms are a treat
So good, so tasty to eat
Thank you for yummies
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Old 11-08-2015, 12:32 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Yay! This is fun! I found the first one I made, two years ago:

FOOT BATH
Wetness one inch high
Warm and swallowing my feet
...I'm going to die!
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Sleeping on your side
I slide down and flip over
... It is your fault, though
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Napping is so great
In my hut, under some fleece
Warm, soft, and cozy

This is a great thread! I love it so much
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Oh! Got another one

Brown spines and white fur
Curled up tightly in a ball
Self-defending mode
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I hiss, huff and puff
I am so very scary
You should go away
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This thread is fantastic.

Based on last night's tshirt bonding experience:

Let me out of here
I do not want to hang out
With my own fresh poop
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